Spice Adams teaches us various locker room men

Published: May 04, 2017 at 06:04 AM

Anthony Adams, colloquially known as Spice, enjoyed a solid NFL career over nine years with the 49ers and Bears. Adams had his moments on the field, but it's hard to argue he ever matched the dizzying heights of the performative video he released on Twitter yesterday.

All my teammates pregame in a different way! Which one are you? pic.twitter.com/kB9Q34TfyH
— ANTHONY ADAMS (@spiceadams) May 3, 2017

OK, that is legit funny. Not just pro athlete funny. Actual funny person funny. A lot of pro athletes believe themselves to be funny individuals, but the cold reality is they are only considered humorous within the staid ecosystem of serious football men.

Spice Adams is an outlier. He is legit funny. Corny Team Captain delivered an actual LOL. This almost makes me want to give Ballers another shot. Almost.

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