FedEx Air & Ground Players of Year
Now people wanted to know: What does it all mean? One reporter had the courage to find out.
"Is that like a fan written-in question?," Manning began, drawing laughs. "I'm not sure. I don't know how to answer that."
Oh, but he did. Get out your pencil and paper, Bill Belichick. All the secrets are about to be yours.
"I know a lot of people ask what Omaha means," Manning continued, "and it's -- Omaha is a run play, but it could be a pass play or a play-action pass depending on a couple things: the wind, which way we're going, the quarter and the jerseys that we're wearing. So it varies, really, play to play, so, that's -- there's your answer to that one."
We can all exhale. One of life's great mysteries has been solved. Any questions?