James Harrison would be an unstoppable landscaper

'Round these parts, we enjoy ourselves a goodJames HarrisonRidiculous FeatsOf Strength post. The simple act of watching video of the ageless Steelers linebacker exercise is in equal parts impressive, endearing and empowering.

If James Harrison lives forever so, too, may the rest of us.

When I first caught glimpse of the below tweet sent out by the Steelers on Tuesday, I assumed we were dealing with another workout clip. I saw Harrison's name and a screengrab of a large piece of machinery. The dots were all connecting. Harrison enjoys increasing his muscle mass and endurance with the help of large machinery.

A closer inspection, however, revealed a different situation.

Harrison would make for a furiously efficient landscaper. Perhaps he is workshopping different post-NFL employment opportunities in the wake of Pittsburgh's decision to limit his snaps in 2017.

The more likely scenario: Harrison noticed an industrial grade ride-on lawnmower at Steelers camp. He decided to use it. No one dared told him to stop.

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