"She cleans, cooks, makes big cash, stays at home, (and) lets me do whatever I want," Gronk told Rome, via TMZ.
Perhaps in Gronk's dream scenario his wife is one of those spam commenters who makes $80 per hour working from home? Just a theory. Gronkowski was also asked which female celebrity in a red bathing suit he would like to be rescued by if given the opportunity.
"Margot Robbie," he replied. "You know who that is? That lady off *The Wolf of Wall Street*. That one."
"I watched The Wolf of Wall Street and I was, like, damn."
Scorsese can retire. He'll never do better than capturing the lustful imagination of Robert Paxton Gronkowski.