"She cleans, cooks, makes big cash, stays at home, (and) lets me do whatever I want," Gronk told Rome, via TMZ.
Perhaps in Gronk's dream scenario his wife is one of those spam commenters who makes $80 per hour working from home? Just a theory. Gronkowski was also asked which female celebrity in a red bathing suit he would like to be rescued by if given the opportunity.
"Margot Robbie," he replied. "You know who that is? That lady off The Wolf of Wall Street. That one."
"I watched The Wolf of Wall Street and I was, like, damn."
Scorsese can retire. He'll never do better than capturing the lustful imagination of Robert Paxton Gronkowski.