To quote Dr. Peter Venkman: "Dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!"
That right there pretty much sums up the start of NFL free agency. We are only a few hours in, and already there have been more twists and turns than an Alfred Hitchcock movie (or early M. Night Shyamalan before "Lady in the Water." Seriously, what was that?).
Sam Bradford has been traded to the Philadelphia Eagles for Nick Foles; Haloti Ngata has been shipped from the Baltimore Ravens to the Detroit Lions; and some guy named Jimmy Graham is moving from the Big Easy to the Emerald City.
And this is just day one!
Check out some celebrity reactions to today's big moves.
Holy moley Jimmy Graham is a Seahawk!
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) March 10, 2015
WHY?!? @Ravens @Haloti_Ngata92 pic.twitter.com/pHGLLM4NQy
— Duff Goldman (@duffgoldman) March 10, 2015
If that wasn't enough, Houston Texans defensive end J.J. Watt took to Twitter and began fielding his own crazy trade offers from people, including former teammate T.J. Yates and Washington Nationals star Bryce Harper. The exchanges are priceless.
@TJ_Yates I've been told that Vaughn has been cut to make room to sign Air Bud. Sources say that Uncle Rico will attend the 2016 NFL Combine
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) March 10, 2015
@TJ_Yates that's big news if confirmed. Also hearing from sources that Boobie Miles and Tim Riggins will also be attending.
— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) March 10, 2015
@JJWatt what about a package deal for Nuke Laloosh and Crash Davis for the Bash Brothers Dean Portman and Fulton Reed? #BigTimeTrades
— Bryce Harper (@bryceharper3) March 10, 2015
Happy free agency, everybody!
Colin J. Liotta is a Digital Features Editor at NFL.com. He's also a lover of comic books and believes "TigerSharks" was an underrated cartoon. You can follow him (or troll him) on Twitter @TheSportsHero.