Welcome back to the Around The League End Around, a weekly look back at the world of the NFL. Dan Hanzus serves as your guide.
It was a good week for ...
It was a bad week for ...
Sammy Watkins: Potentially productive at this level?
Jay Be Rollin' and Trollin'
Now that's a head shot
This feels like a bad sign for the Jaguars' season
This is also happening: Matt Leinart v. Dean Cain
What happens when the easily movable object meets the extremely stoppable force?
Canadian officials have whistles, not hearts
You'll make friends up there, Ochocinco. Just be patient. America misses you.
Quote of the Week
"It's such a positive happening, that first day. Imagine you're kind of in the comfort of the offseason, like being in the comfort of the womb. You got plenty to eat in there, it's warm, very cozy. And then you're born, into somewhat of the unknown. A lot of people looking at you, lot of faces looking at you, lot of excitement. It's light, it's bright, it's noisy, it's the crazy world of football. Again, it's a real happening. Wish everyone could experience it."
Villain of the Week: Art Modell Grave Urination Guy
Really, buddy? Like, really? Granted, it's an extremely popular opinion that Art Modell did Cleveland dirty, but this is no way to get even. In fact, we believe this should be the baseline topic when you meet with your court-appointed therapist.
And while we're here: How much of your disposable income went toward the Ravens jersey/catheter combo purchase? You are grim.
A CliffsNotes guide to training camp battles to watch this summer.
Our annual countdown of the 25 players who will take their game to the next level in 2014. Neckbeard® missed the cut again.
Until next time ...