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2015 college football all-name team

College football annually presents a wide variety of marvelous player names. Whether the names are totally unique, difficult to pronounce or just plain fun to say, this is a starting lineup of the best names in college football for 2015.

The players on the 2015 college football all-name team don't just possess interesting names, but are also expected to be contributors for their respective teams this fall. Only those who are expected to play made the cut; in other words, if you tune in to watch a game involving that player's team, you should hear said player's name during the broadcast.

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The particulars: 6-foot-4, 215 pounds, junior Kiel's vagabond college football existence finally found a comfortable home in Cincinnati, where he can help lead the Bearcats to the American Athletic Conference title in 2015. Until Johnny Goldenarm comes around, Gunner is about as good a name for a quarterback as there could be. Also considered was Utah State's Chuckie Keeton.
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QB -- Gunner Kiel, Cincinnati

The particulars: 6-foot-4, 215 pounds, junior

Kiel's vagabond college football existence finally found a comfortable home in Cincinnati, where he can help lead the Bearcats to the American Athletic Conference title in 2015. Until Johnny Goldenarm comes around, Gunner is about as good a name for a quarterback as there could be. Also considered was Utah State's Chuckie Keeton.

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The particulars: 6-0, 207, senior Storm -- whose nameplate will read "BARRS-WOODS" this season in honor of his mother -- enters the season ranked seventh in Oregon State football history with 2,183 career rushing yards.
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RB -- Storm Woods, Oregon State

The particulars: 6-0, 207, senior

Storm -- whose nameplate will read "BARRS-WOODS" this season in honor of his mother -- enters the season ranked seventh in Oregon State football history with 2,183 career rushing yards.

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The particulars: 5-10, 215, redshirt junior Per a rule CFB 24/7 just made up, there can be just one Hawaii player per all-name team each year. Otherwise, this would be a roster filled with the likes of Makani Kema-Kaleiwahea, Leo and Meffy Koloamatangi, Kennedy Tulimasealii, Manly Williams and Metuisela 'Unga (important note: those are real names of real college football players at Hawaii).
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RB -- Steven Lakalaka, Hawaii

The particulars: 5-10, 215, redshirt junior

Per a rule CFB 24/7 just made up, there can be just one Hawaii player per all-name team each year. Otherwise, this would be a roster filled with the likes of Makani Kema-Kaleiwahea, Leo and Meffy Koloamatangi, Kennedy Tulimasealii, Manly Williams and Metuisela 'Unga (important note: those are real names of real college football players at Hawaii).

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The particulars: 6-4, 215, junior He goes by Edgar Poe, but Edgar Allen Poe is his given name. The name alone is worthy of the all-name team, because of, you know, the famous author. Peel back some layers of history, and the reward is even more awesomeness. Edgar Allan Poe, the author, went to West Point but was discharged. Poe, the author, had relatives who played college football at Princeton, one of whom was named Edgar Allan Poe. Poe, the football-playing relative of the author of the same name, was an 1889 All-America Eleven pick. Also on that All-America team were "Pudge" Heffelfinger -- the first professional football player -- and Amos Alonzo Stagg -- for whom the DIII title game is named.
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WR -- Edgar Allen Poe, Army

The particulars: 6-4, 215, junior

He goes by Edgar Poe, but Edgar Allen Poe is his given name. The name alone is worthy of the all-name team, because of, you know, the famous author. Peel back some layers of history, and the reward is even more awesomeness. Edgar Allan Poe, the author, went to West Point but was discharged. Poe, the author, had relatives who played college football at Princeton, one of whom was named Edgar Allan Poe. Poe, the football-playing relative of the author of the same name, was an 1889 All-America Eleven pick. Also on that All-America team were "Pudge" Heffelfinger -- the first professional football player -- and Amos Alonzo Stagg -- for whom the DIII title game is named.

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The particulars: 5-11, 192, sophomore Big things are expected from Noil, who was named to the Freshman All-SEC team at wide receiver and as a return specialist last season, and is a preseason All-SEC pick as a return specialist this year. Like Gunner Kiel at quarterback, Speedy is about as appropriate a name as there can be for a player performing at Noil's position(s).
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WR -- Speedy Noil, Texas A&M

The particulars: 5-11, 192, sophomore

Big things are expected from Noil, who was named to the Freshman All-SEC team at wide receiver and as a return specialist last season, and is a preseason All-SEC pick as a return specialist this year. Like Gunner Kiel at quarterback, Speedy is about as appropriate a name as there can be for a player performing at Noil's position(s).

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The particulars: 6-6, 248, junior This was too easy. It's also refreshing to know that Butt has a good sense of humor ... his Twitter handle is @JBooty_88.
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TE -- Jake Butt, Michigan

The particulars: 6-6, 248, junior

This was too easy. It's also refreshing to know that Butt has a good sense of humor ... his Twitter handle is @JBooty_88.

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The particulars: 6-6, 310, senior Drango is arguably the top NFL draft prospect on this year's edition of the all-name team -- he is the No. 4-rated senior on draft analyst Chad Reuter's list. As an added bonus, Drango sounds like the name of a movie villain.
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OT -- Spencer Drango, Baylor

The particulars: 6-6, 310, senior

Drango is arguably the top NFL draft prospect on this year's edition of the all-name team -- he is the No. 4-rated senior on draft analyst Chad Reuter's list. As an added bonus, Drango sounds like the name of a movie villain.

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The particulars: 6-6, 315, senior As per another rule CFB 24/7 just made up, there can be just one Polynesian player -- non-Hawaii version -- per all-name team each year. Like Drango, Vaitai is a high-level on-field performer. He is on the watch list for the Outland Trophy and was a second-team All-Big 12 selection in 2014.
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OT -- Halapoulivaati Vaitai, TCU

The particulars: 6-6, 315, senior

As per another rule CFB 24/7 just made up, there can be just one Polynesian player -- non-Hawaii version -- per all-name team each year. Like Drango, Vaitai is a high-level on-field performer. He is on the watch list for the Outland Trophy and was a second-team All-Big 12 selection in 2014.

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The particulars: 6-4, 323, senior With Jozwiak and teammate Brynjar Gudmundsson, South Florida boasts the greatest guard name combo in college football (possibly for all time). Thor is the son of Brian Jozwiak, who was a first-round pick by the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1986 NFL Draft. When he's done dropping the hammer on opposing defensive linemen (see what we did there?), Thor aims to be a WWE wrestler.
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OG -- Thor Jozwiak, South Florida

The particulars: 6-4, 323, senior

With Jozwiak and teammate Brynjar Gudmundsson, South Florida boasts the greatest guard name combo in college football (possibly for all time). Thor is the son of Brian Jozwiak, who was a first-round pick by the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1986 NFL Draft. When he's done dropping the hammer on opposing defensive linemen (see what we did there?), Thor aims to be a WWE wrestler.

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The particulars: 6-4, 300, senior After transferring to Nebraska from Fresno City College in 2013, Kondolo became a regular for the Cornhuskers in 2014, playing in every game.
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OG -- Chongo Kondolo, Nebraska

The particulars: 6-4, 300, senior

After transferring to Nebraska from Fresno City College in 2013, Kondolo became a regular for the Cornhuskers in 2014, playing in every game.

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The particulars: 6-2, 308, redshirt junior "Sir" is an honorary title to signify superior social status or military rank. Therefore, by name alone, it appears Sir Calvin Wallace is not one to be messed with along the line of scrimmage.
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DT -- Sir Calvin Wallace, North Texas

The particulars: 6-2, 308, redshirt junior

"Sir" is an honorary title to signify superior social status or military rank. Therefore, by name alone, it appears Sir Calvin Wallace is not one to be messed with along the line of scrimmage.

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The particulars: 6-4, 300, senior Players named after foods are always great all-name team fodder. Who's hungry?
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DE -- Taco Charlton, Michigan

The particulars: 6-4, 300, senior

Players named after foods are always great all-name team fodder. Who's hungry?

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The particulars: 6-3, 255, senior Mouhon got his catchy first name because his father was a big fan of author A.R. Silverberry, a fantasy novelist. Like his namesake, Mouhon is vying to be a football player of some renown after becoming a full-time starter for the Bearcats in 2014.
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DE -- Silverberry Mouhon, Cincinnati

The particulars: 6-3, 255, senior

Mouhon got his catchy first name because his father was a big fan of author A.R. Silverberry, a fantasy novelist. Like his namesake, Mouhon is vying to be a football player of some renown after becoming a full-time starter for the Bearcats in 2014.

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The particulars: 6-2, 216, redshirt senior Bigger is a large presence on the Pirates' defense, topping all American Athletic Conference defenders in total tackles (140). Bigger kicks off a strong all-name team linebacking corps. How strong is this position group? Colorado State's SteveO Michel just missed the cut.
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LB -- Zeek Bigger, East Carolina

The particulars: 6-2, 216, redshirt senior

Bigger is a large presence on the Pirates' defense, topping all American Athletic Conference defenders in total tackles (140). Bigger kicks off a strong all-name team linebacking corps. How strong is this position group? Colorado State's SteveO Michel just missed the cut.

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The particulars: 6-2, 230, redshirt junior Bradley lowered the boom and perhaps presented a preview of what's to come in Pitt's Armed Forces Bowl game against Houston, registering two tackles for loss and a sack.
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LB -- Bam Bradley, Pittsburgh

The particulars: 6-2, 230, redshirt junior

Bradley lowered the boom and perhaps presented a preview of what's to come in Pitt's Armed Forces Bowl game against Houston, registering two tackles for loss and a sack.

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The particulars: 6-3, 253, senior After opting to stay in school for his senior season, McKinzy enters 2015 as a preseason second-team All-SEC pick.
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LB -- Cassanova McKinzy, Auburn

The particulars: 6-3, 253, senior

After opting to stay in school for his senior season, McKinzy enters 2015 as a preseason second-team All-SEC pick.

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The particulars: 6-1, 246, junior Like Drango, Wright is one of the top prospects on this all-name team. He is draft analyst Chad Reuter's No. 2-rated junior prospect. Last season, Scooby showed he had the Wright stuff, finishing fourth in the nation with 14 sacks, earning Pac-12 Defensive Player of the Year honors, and winning the Bronko Nagurski Trophy, the Rotary Lombardi Award and the Chuck Bednarik Award. As expected, Wright enters 2015 riding a wave of hype befitting his catchy name.
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LB -- Scooby Wright III, Arizona

The particulars: 6-1, 246, junior

Like Drango, Wright is one of the top prospects on this all-name team. He is draft analyst Chad Reuter's No. 2-rated junior prospect. Last season, Scooby showed he had the Wright stuff, finishing fourth in the nation with 14 sacks, earning Pac-12 Defensive Player of the Year honors, and winning the Bronko Nagurski Trophy, the Rotary Lombardi Award and the Chuck Bednarik Award. As expected, Wright enters 2015 riding a wave of hype befitting his catchy name.

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The particulars: 5-11, 190, redshirt senior This all-name team has a "Sir" and now it possesses a "Prince." Iworah teams with Wonderful Terry to form a formidable all-name cornerback tandem.
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CB -- Prince Charles Iworah, Western Kentucky

The particulars: 5-11, 190, redshirt senior

This all-name team has a "Sir" and now it possesses a "Prince." Iworah teams with Wonderful Terry to form a formidable all-name cornerback tandem.

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The particulars: 5-7, 175, junior He actually goes by William Likely, but Will Likely is far more fun. Will Likely will likely collect some postseason hardware. He's on the watch lists for the Bednarik, Nagurski, Hornung and Thorpe Awards, and is a preseason first-team All-Big Ten pick.
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CB -- Will Likely, Maryland

The particulars: 5-7, 175, junior

He actually goes by William Likely, but Will Likely is far more fun. Will Likely will likely collect some postseason hardware. He's on the watch lists for the Bednarik, Nagurski, Hornung and Thorpe Awards, and is a preseason first-team All-Big Ten pick.

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The particulars: 6-1, 193, junior His full name is Monshadrick Hunter, and his father is 19-year Major League Baseball veteran Torii Hunter, who has another son -- Torii Hunter, Jr. -- who plays at Notre Dame. Hunter was money in the GoDaddy Bowl, returning an interception 94 yards for a touchdown against Toledo.
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S -- Money Hunter, Arkansas State

The particulars: 6-1, 193, junior

His full name is Monshadrick Hunter, and his father is 19-year Major League Baseball veteran Torii Hunter, who has another son -- Torii Hunter, Jr. -- who plays at Notre Dame. Hunter was money in the GoDaddy Bowl, returning an interception 94 yards for a touchdown against Toledo.

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The particulars: 6-2, 200, junior Steelhammer is a ballhawk, collecting six interceptions in 2014. His all-conference performance in 2014 earned Steelhammer a spot on the Jim Thorpe Award watch list for 2015.
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S -- Weston Steelhammer, Air Force

The particulars: 6-2, 200, junior

Steelhammer is a ballhawk, collecting six interceptions in 2014. His all-conference performance in 2014 earned Steelhammer a spot on the Jim Thorpe Award watch list for 2015.

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The particulars: 5-9, 190, junior Despite sporting an unfortunate name for a player whose position can often be an epicenter of fan angst, Blewitt is actually quite accurate. He converted on 16 of 21 field goal attempts, as well as 50 of 51 extra points, for the Panthers in 2014. His 50 PATs set a school record, and he connected on a 52-yarder in Pitt's Armed Forces Bowl game against Houston.
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Kicker -- Chris Blewitt, Pittsburgh

The particulars: 5-9, 190, junior

Despite sporting an unfortunate name for a player whose position can often be an epicenter of fan angst, Blewitt is actually quite accurate. He converted on 16 of 21 field goal attempts, as well as 50 of 51 extra points, for the Panthers in 2014. His 50 PATs set a school record, and he connected on a 52-yarder in Pitt's Armed Forces Bowl game against Houston.

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The particulars: 6-4, 210, redshirt senior Like Mondays to the work week, punting is a necessary evil in football strategy.
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Punter -- Will Monday, Duke

The particulars: 6-4, 210, redshirt senior

Like Mondays to the work week, punting is a necessary evil in football strategy.

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