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Published: Sept. 14, 2011 at 05:38 p.m.
Updated: Sept. 14, 2011 at 07:51 p.m.

Pick Six - Tom Brady man card violations

Tom Brady is now a spokesman for UGG boots. Well, "ugh" would be more appropriate. Although, I should not be too hard on Brady because UGGs were cool once - when Pamela Anderson was wearing them on "Baywatch."

Just kidding, UGGs were never cool.

So what's the deal, does Brady deserve to have his man card revoked for this latest misstep? Here are his six biggest violations.

And without further ado ...

9 Photos Total

  • <h3>Dishonorable mention: It's the same haircut </h3> 9

    Peter Kramer/Associated Press

    Dishonorable mention: It's the same haircut

    Here you see Brady at a high-class function with his wife Gisele Bundchen. But why do they both have the same haircut? That's bad.

    And you are lucky that I won’t use this photo, but only because slides scare me, too.

  • <h3>6. The ponytail </h3> 8

    Rodrigo Abd/Associated Press

    6. The ponytail

    I take it back, having the same haircut as your wife is a lot more desirable than having this failed ponytail. Just what is that thing? It is barely a ponytail at all. This is sadder than the guys who have the horseshoe hairstyle with the ponytail.

  • <h3>5. Lion Face</h3> 7

    Tom DiPace/Associated Press

    5. Lion Face

    Does anybody remember the scene in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" where Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were preparing to shoot "Good Will Hunting 2 -- It's Hunting Season" by doing the "lion face," "lemon face," "lion face," "lemon face"? That is what this looks like here. Just hanging out with Chad Ochocinco puts your man card in jeopardy.

  • <h3>4. Side seat driving </h3> 6

    Tadeu Vilani/Associated Press

    4. Side seat driving

    There is no problem with enjoying some soft serve ice cream. Seriously, just look at me. But sitting shotgun while your wife is driving? Man up.

  • <h3>3. But it's cold </h3> 5

    Stew Milne/US Presswire

    3. But it's cold

    Just what exactly was Tom doing here with this hood for New England's playoff game? Have the Patriots become soft? What happened to the Tom Brady I used to know?

  • <h3>3 But it's cold (cont.)</h3> 4

    Michael Dwyer/Associated Press

    3 But it's cold (cont.)

    Yes, this is more like it. Brady facing the elements. And it should come as no surprise that the Patriots won this playoff game, but his team lost while he was wearing that hood.

  • <h3>2. Having an old friend for dinner? </h3> 3

    Michael Hickey/Getty Images

    2. Having an old friend for dinner?

    At first this looked like a pretty sweet Hannibal Lecter costume for Halloween. Turns out Brady was being serious with this look at the Kentucky Derby.

  • <h3>1. Goatboy </h3> 2

    1. Goatboy

    You know, you do not have to do everything that the photographer asks you to do. I mean, it's cool that you have a love for farm animals, but this is taking things just a bit too far.

  • <h3>Final verdict </h3> 1

    Dado Galdieri/Associated Press

    Final verdict

    The evidence is rather compelling, but when you think about it, Brady is arguably the best quarterback in the game right now and he left his Hollywood starlet girlfriend for a supermodel. So, if the guy wants to lounge about in some UGG boats, that's cool with me.

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