Well, it's come to this, Raiders fans. You're about to watch your team play its first playoff game since the year Dawson's Creek went off the air and you'll probably be starting your third-string quarterback.
The Football Gods are trash.
The third-stringer is rookie Connor Cook, selected with the 100th overall pick in the 2016 NFL Draft. The kid will need all the help he can get against Clowney & Co., so perhaps you, the Silver & Black fanatic, can bolster his confidence through outerwear.
Believe it or not, you have options ...
Let's hope these shirts are made to order, though I do kind of like the idea of a warehouse full of Connor Cook merch and one very brave entrepreneur chain-smoking as he frantically paces in the back alley.