Cowboys fan lays it on the line with Super Bowl 51 tat

By Dan Hanzus
End Around Writer
Published: Dec. 8, 2016 at 03:30 p.m.
Updated: Dec. 8, 2016 at 03:55 p.m.

By Dan Hanzus

I'm getting extremely close to an End Around ban on posts about predictive tattoos from NFL fanatics. But we're not quite there yet.

Meet Jordan Garnett, a stand-up comedian from Florida who made the very serious life choice of getting a shrine to the Super Bowl 51 champion Dallas Cowboys on his right arm.

@nfl Hey Dallas Cowboys! Now it's official. Don't let me down. SUPER BOWL 51 CHAMPIONS!!! Tattooed on 12/6/16. I'm calling it now. pic.twitter.com/BRDkhicgOS
â Jordan Garnett (@jordangarnett) December 6, 2016

The ink looks a little suspect there, but a follow-up tweet seems to confirm it as authentic. Also, people are threatening the man over this? Come on, society.

Stop messaging me saying it's fake. It's 100% real. I had no idea getting a tattoo would result in death threats. Relax. We will win. pic.twitter.com/kocsIoSdix
â Jordan Garnett (@jordangarnett) December 7, 2016