Marquette King is the punter America deserves


Marquette King is an iconoclast.

He will not be imprisoned by your preconceptions. He won't be put in the box where you believe he belongs. He is Picasso. He's Walt Disney. He's Steve Jobs.

There has never been a punter quite like Marquette King. He's making punters great -- not again -- but for the first time.

I have no idea how Marquette King is pulling this off, but it is not our responsibility to understand why. It is our job to sit back and enjoy the revolution.