Vikings, Eagles implode in first quarter

Sunday's matchup between the Vikings and Eagles was supposed to be an elite battle between two of the NFC's early surprises this season.

Instead, we got a different kind of surprise. Both teams walked onto the field and imploded. Over. And over. And over. And over. And over. Five possessions, five turnovers.

I need you to listen to me. Look at me! Burn this tape. All of it. Don't ask any questions. Just do it. If you fail, I'll deny this conversation ever happened.