Antonio Brown will try to observe three-pump rule


With all due respect to the dab replacement, my early favorite for touchdown celebration of the year belongs to Antonio Brown.

In fact, if I were an eccentric millionaire, I'd anonymously pay the $9,115 fine the Steelers star received for overzealous twerking.

That was five pumps by my count, which clearly broke the Key & Peele Rule.

It did not go unnoticed ...

Brown knows he needs to keep his pelvic thrusts under control.

"Well, I got to be smart in regards to that," Brown told CBS Sports Radio's The Doug Gottleib Show. "I never want to put my team in a bad predicament. Maybe I'll keep (the twerking) to a minimum of two pumps instead of three."

If I were an eccentric millionaire who was also the NFL commissioner, my first act would be to relax all these restrictions on having fun. Let Antonio live!