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Heed this advice: Don't head-butt the football player

We get it.

You've traveled 800 miles to see your favorite team and now one of your favorite players is headed your way after scoring a touchdown. "Is this really happening? Is Eric Decker really running right at me? Man, he really is that handsome!"

And now you're face-to-face. A human connection. This is unreal! A story you'll tell your kids about one day. "How should I express myself? How should I let Eric Decker know that I am excited as he is about this important scoring play?"

Don't head-butt the football player.

Don't head-butt the football player.

OK, go ahead. Just head-butt the football player.

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