Dalton completes Twitter Hail Mary, finds lost luggage

Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton had a problem that makes vulnerable thumb bones and Pacman Jones' self-control issues look trivial in comparison.

If anybody in DFW traveling from 75-635 towards the airport finds 2 black suitcases on the road please contact me. Fell out bed of our truck

— Andy Dalton (@andydalton14) February 10, 2016

Rough start to the morning...

— Andy Dalton (@andydalton14) February 10, 2016

Thanks for those spreading the word. If you happen to have them, send a pic. And trust me...I know this is a long shot. #bagsearch2016

— Andy Dalton (@andydalton14) February 10, 2016

Dalton has over 157,000 followers, many of them -- we presume -- who are familiar with the 75-635 corridor. So it's worth a shot, even if it's hard to picture many other prominent quarterbacks resorting to a social media Hail Mary like this.

Just know that if you find a suitcase filled with sensible Polo shirts, practical khaki shorts and high-end hair product for gingers, you are (probably) in the possession of personal belongings of the most successful quarterback in Bengals history.

Don't steal Andy Dalton's stuff.

UPDATE: A fellow named Robert has found Dalton's luggage:

#bagsearch2016 is officially over! Thankful that Robert found our bags. The power of social media is real! pic.twitter.com/3lzPnef0FL

— Andy Dalton (@andydalton14) February 11, 2016