Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton had a problem that makes vulnerable thumb bones and Pacman Jones' self-control issues look trivial in comparison.
If anybody in DFW traveling from 75-635 towards the airport finds 2 black suitcases on the road please contact me. Fell out bed of our truck
â Andy Dalton (@andydalton14) February 10, 2016
Rough start to the morning...
â Andy Dalton (@andydalton14) February 10, 2016
Thanks for those spreading the word. If you happen to have them, send a pic. And trust me...I know this is a long shot. #bagsearch2016
â Andy Dalton (@andydalton14) February 10, 2016
Dalton has over 157,000 followers, many of them -- we presume -- who are familiar with the 75-635 corridor. So it's worth a shot, even if it's hard to picture many other prominent quarterbacks resorting to a social media Hail Mary like this.
Just know that if you find a suitcase filled with sensible Polo shirts, practical khaki shorts and high-end hair product for gingers, you are (probably) in the possession of personal belongings of the most successful quarterback in Bengals history.
Don't steal Andy Dalton's stuff.
UPDATE: A fellow named Robert has found Dalton's luggage:
#bagsearch2016 is officially over! Thankful that Robert found our bags. The power of social media is real! pic.twitter.com/3lzPnef0FL
â Andy Dalton (@andydalton14) February 11, 2016