NFL unveils Super Bowl Babies commercial


We always knew that power outages led to a spike in the birth rate nine months later. Apparently, Super Bowl victories have the same effect.

The NFL released a commercial featuring Seal (!!) ahead of Super Bowl 50, which insinuates the singers are a product of celebratory lovemaking following a championship victory.

The product is fantastic:

If you believe the data -- which makes perfect sense to me -- we'll see a boom in November babies in either Denver or Charlotte in 2015.

It's just the latest reminder of the pervasive power of the NFL.