So it's inevitable the comment section here will spring to life with greatest hits like "Slow news day, huh?", "This writer should be fired" and "Your and idiot."
I don't care.
These NFL "Bad Lip Reading" videos are just about the funniest thing I've ever seen. They can make these for the next 40 years and I will never not laugh. It pokes at a part of brain that takes infinite joy out of a stone-faced Jim Harbaugh explaining his thought process behind slaying Dracula. This is comedy for all ages.
So just click play, turn off your brain and enjoy. Aunt Sharon got out again.