Credit the San Diego Chargers with turning Manti Te'o's fake-girlfriend scandal into a non-issue this offseason. In an upset of epic proportions, the omnipresent football media has concentrated on Te'o's on-field progress while ignoring the temptation to turn the "Catfish" storyline into a sideshow.
"I don't know what y'all keep asking about, I really don't," Rivers said via The Orange County Register. "The story is so old and tired that I would figure y'all would be moved on to something else by now."
Old and tired. I think Rivers is onto something here. In his honor, I am retiring the following old and tired NFL storylines:
» Mark Sanchez's opinion on where he stands in the New York Jets' quarterback competition. His opinion is immaterial. Also related: Rex Ryan's latest bloviating proclamations and any reference to "Jets West." This team is 14-18 over the past two years. What is this magical spell the Jets have over us?
» If a beat writer turns to the triumvirate of retired quarterbacks (Joe Theismann, Joe Namath and Fran Tarkenton) for a quick quote, it's safe to ignore the ensuing balderdash.
» The politics of Chris Kluwe and Matt Birk.
» The crossover appeal of the latest wide receiver on "Dancing with the Stars."
» Terrell Owens' fruitless quest to convince NFL teams that he deserves another opportunity.
» Anything related to RGIII's wedding, up to and including the registry.
» Chip Kelly's music selection.
» The sad saga of Titus Young's latest arrest or Shawne Merriman's latest alleged overdose.
» The Minnesota Vikings' love-boat scandal.
» Any story insisting that a player is in the best shape of his life.
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