|Denver Broncos receiver Eric Decker (left) and his fiancée, Jessie James, will star in a new reality TV show.|
Decker is a standout wide receiver for the Denver Broncos. James is a rising country music star. They're both rich, famous and physically attractive to a depressing degree.
It simply was a matter of time, and now E! -- drunk off the vacant-brained success of "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" -- has announced a late-summer television debut for "Love and Other Contact Sports: Eric and Jessie."
According to The Hollywood Reporter, the series will "chronicle the sexy young couple's road to the altar as they juggle careers, relationships, family and more."
Decker received permission from Broncos executive vice president of football operations John Elway before giving his soul to basic cable.
"He came in and talked to me about it," Elway told reporters Monday, via MaxDenver.com. "I gave it my blessing."
Decker later took to Twitter to alleviate any concerns from Broncos fans that his performance could be compromised by aligning with the Kardashian axis of evil.
Nothing will deter me from my football career. I have priorities & I have the same common goal as my teammates to win championships!- Eric Decker (@EricDecker87) April 22, 2013
We will check in on this television show for professional reasons. If it's train-wreck TV, we'll revisit in this space. You can decide if that's a promise or a threat.
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