Every year, thousands of young NFL fans receive a team calendar from their aunt who couldn't think of a better idea.
If you're one of those NFL fans, and your favorite team is the Detroit Lions, you might be in possession of a piece of unintentional comedy gold.
A sampling of the problems with the calendar, distributed by the supplier Perfect Timing, Inc. (you will soon find this ironic):
NFL salary cap situationsTake a look at how each team stands in regard to the expected $121 million salary cap in 2013.
» Former coach Wayne Fontes is Mr. July, wearing only a form-fitting swimsuit and large gold chain. (This is not true, but we bet you almost believed it.)
Things could get more grim in the next few months. Kicker Jason Hanson (May) might retire. Wide receiver Nate Burleson (March) is attempting to come back from a broken leg. Safety Amari Spievey (August) is an unrestricted free agent.
In any event, the calendar can be purchased here. We suggest you buy one and impress your friends on a Friday night.
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