ATL Buzz Report: Where 'Kaepernicking' doesn't exist


Each week, Dan Hanzus sifts through the pro football landscape to bring you sublime subplots of NFL life. Some of it he loves. Some he does not. Other stuff, he can't quite decide. The ATL Buzz Report.

the sweetness
  • Sample 1

    1. Tim & Jerry's comeuppance

    I can think of no better punishment for Tim Brown and Jerry Rice than having to spend a week in New Orleans furiously backtracking. Have fun with that.

  • Sample 2

    2. Rams hire 'The Dude'

    Rob Ryan is more unkillable  than Jason Voorhees. Three teams, eight seasons, zero winning records. Still another defensive coordinator gig. Must be the hair.

  • Sample 3

    3. JaMarcus' large comeback

    JaMarcus Russell -- who weighs more than Hulk Hogan in his prime -- wants to return to the NFL. Expect a press release from the New York Jets in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

  • Sample 4

    4. Colin's business plan

    Colin Kaepernick has used up some of his goodwill by filing to trademark "Kaepernicking," his testosterone-laden frat boy celebratory gesture. Blerg.

  • Sample 5

    5. Mobile may-day

    According to our draft experts on the scene, no quarterback jumped out during Senior Bowl week. The Football Gods clearly have an issue with the Chiefs.

  • Sample 6

    6. Suh's sad reality

    From the network that brought you "Temptation Island," watch Ndamukong Suh and that one chick from "Jersey Shore" dive into a pool! Ratings gold!

  • Sample 7

    7. Young's Detroit exit plan

    Titus Young has opted for the I'm-Going-To-Be-A-Petulant-Jerk-On-Twitter-For-Personal-Gain route. We'd love to see his market research on success rate.

  • Sample 8

    8. Ratliff's DWI arrest

    Ummmmmmm. Really, dude? Really? You remember ... right? You have to. Of course you do. How could you not? Why would you ever ... after ... REALLY???

the foulness

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