Every Wednesday, Around the League throws a few players, coaches and NFL-oriented hot messes into our theoretical doghouse.
This week's list is AFC-centric, which makes sense given the top-heavy nature of the conference.
I could've went with three different names below and still been satisfied by my decision. It's an embarrassment of riches when attempting to determine the most embarrassing performances of Week 5.
Is Johnson in the midst of the worst season a running back has ever had? The Artist Formerly Known As CJ2K was held to 24 yards on 15 attempts in Sunday's 30-7 drubbing at the hands of the Minnesota Vikings.
Take out his 141-yard effort in Week 4 against the Houston Texans, and Johnson is averaging 1.4 yards per carry in all other weeks. We know Johnson isn't getting much help -- he'll be the first to tell you -- but the Titans have to be gutted about how Johnson has performed since signing his monster deal.Mario Williams, Buffalo Bills
The Bills gave Williams $96 million to anchor a defensive line many believed could be football's best in 2012. Instead, the 2-3 Bills are 31st in total defense after a 45-3 drubbing by the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday.
They're 17th in the league with 10 sacks. Williams has just 1.5 sacks -- or seven fewer than former teammate J.J. Watt in Houston. The 5-0 Texans have to be feeling pretty good about their internal decision-making process.Mark Sanchez, New York Jets
The more you watch Sanchez, the more you think he'll never develop the consistency to be an upper-level NFL quarterback. In Monday night's 23-17 loss to the Houston Texans, Antonio Cromartie capitalized on his opportunity to work at wide receiver by toasting All-Pro cornerback Johnathan Joseph on a stop-and-go move.
If Sanchez puts it on him, it's six points walking in. Instead, Sanchez underthrows Cromartie and leads him out of bounds. Sanchez's sub-50 percent completion percentage isn't misleading.
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