If you're in the market for a large pizza with up to five toppings and a 2-liter bottle of Pepsi, or you just always wondered what kind of flow Jerry Jones had, please indulge in the video above.
Jones' rapping career isn't just for fun, mind you. He owns several Papa John's locations in Texas. Soon, he'll own them all. Beware, Papa John. Your day of reckoning is coming.
Better boss-as-rapper: "Hip Hop Jerry" or Michael Scott?
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