John McClain of the Houston Chronicle explains:
CB Johnathan Joseph disclosed to me today he's never eaten a salad. But he said he's working on it.- John McClain (@McClain_on_NFL) July 31, 2012
We'd love to know what "working on it" entails. One piece of lettuce? Dipping your pinkie in some Italian dressing? Just staring at the salad bar at the Texans' facilities?
Answers are demanded.