A different kind of DWI.
Just finished a great workout with @Wellefast. I'm charging @MichaelMFloyd with a DWI "don't want it" he missed a 3rd straight workout 2day.- Larry Fitzgerald (@LarryFitzgerald) July 9, 2012
Floyd -- who, not for nothing, had three alcohol-related run-ins at Notre Dame, including a DUI -- responded to his new teammate moments later.
@LarryFitzgerald @wellefast I didn't take food off your table today. Tomorrow I will though.- Michael Floyd (@MichaelMFloyd) July 9, 2012
Though it's more fun to read into this as Fitzgerald angrily blasting Floyd's porous work ethic, the reality is likely far more innocuous. But if you're an Arizona Cardinals fan-fiction writer looking for a hot angle, here's the start of your next piece.
Wait, you're an Arizona Cardinals fan-fiction writer?