The people in charge of fake holidays have informed us that today is Social Media Day.
Kid Rock RT @crlpackers: Proof that @ClayMatthews52 was a badass even in kindergarten! pic.twitter.com/dUlz6vD6
- Clay Matthews III (@ClayMatthews52) June 30, 2012
If this is truly CM3 -- and we are doubtful -- where do we begin?
So many elements to revel in.Â The hair is obvious, but the tucked-in turtleneck ... the footwear ... and some adult's decision to flood a wicker chair with fall foliage. Why? Endless mysteries.
After having encountered Matthews in person, we'll go no further. The man could destroy us.