The people in charge of fake holidays have informed us that today is Social Media Day.
We'll play along with an offering from the Twitter account of Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews:
Kid Rock RT @crlpackers: Proof that @ClayMatthews52 was a badass even in kindergarten! pic.twitter.com/dUlz6vD6
- Clay Matthews III (@ClayMatthews52) June 30, 2012
If this is truly CM3 -- and we are doubtful -- where do we begin?
So many elements to revel in. The hair is obvious, but the tucked-in turtleneck ... the footwear ... and some adult's decision to flood a wicker chair with fall foliage. Why? Endless mysteries.
After having encountered Matthews in person, we'll go no further. The man could destroy us.











