"James sends me a text, like, before we agreed to do this, 'Come with me to New Mexico to a camp.' I texted him back, and was like, 'Jim, I think it's Mexico, not New Mexico.' He's like, 'Oh no, I'm gonna have to bring some guns.' "
(Which means its time to break out this picture again.)
It's good to hear that Keisel's beard made it south of the border. He has started growing it earlier than usual this year so that it can be "big and beautiful" by December.
The Beard speaks a universal language. That's convenient, because Keisel says he learned all the Spanish he knows from watching Speedy Gonzales.