Very little is expected of newborns. For the most part they don't accomplish much in the way of sophisticated human achievement.
Baby Flacco has arrived with an agenda.
Waiting on my folks to release a pic of me. I DO NOT have a unibrow so I don't know what the hold up is #BabyFlacco #Ravens- Baby Flacco (@BabyFlacco) June 14, 2012
Please Dad, whatever you do, don't let #LeeEvans hold me #Ravens- Baby Flacco (@BabyFlacco) June 14, 2012
Baby Flacco -- or the disturbed individual doubling as Joe Flacco's offspring -- continues to fly under the radar as of this writing, with just 120-plus followers. Maybe you can welcome him into this cold world with a follow? Bang it here: @BabyFlacco.