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Like/Dislike: Donte Moncrief trumps Brandin Cooks

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What we are talking about:

  • Quarterback conundrums

    What are the Browns thinking!?

  • Donte Moncrief

    Fantasy stud in the making

  • Brandin Cooks

    Welp, that was a mistake

What a crazy week for quarterbacks! I mean, I'm one step closer to being the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys. Not that their current option is much better. Brandon Weeden is going to be the team's signal caller. I hope he doesn't get swallowed up under the pressure of being the quarterback of America's team.

Did you know Weeden is older than Aaron Rodgers? It does make sense, though. It's been forever since he played Robert Hoover in "Animal House". But the weird thing is the Cowboys traded for Matt Cassel. If he's the answer, I don't even want to know the question. It's a shame there isn't Tinder for quarterbacks or something.

I mean, think about what the Cowboys are looking for. A good looking quarterback, who is media savvy. A guy who knows how to handle the pressure. Playoff wins are preferred but not necessary. Oh wait, that guy is Tim Tebow. Swipe left, people. Not throw left.

And what's going on in Cleveland? The team is going back to Josh McCown. But you can't blame them. Johnny Manziel committed the cardinal mistake for Browns quarterbacks; he won a football game.

What's worse is the Saints have been forced to turn to his brother, Luke McCown. This is why you don't let your backup quarterbacks film commercials.

I don't get the Browns. Do you hate to give your fans hope? Do you not want them to have fun at your games? Look, you're not going to beat the Bengals, Ravens or Steelers. At least Johnny Football gives you something to tune in for. Plus, you are benching him for a McCown.

There are going to be some crazy quarterback combinations this week. Let's get to the likes and dislikes, yeah?

A big hand to stats maven Careen Falcone for dropping the knowledge.

And without further ado ...

I'm going to start Andrew Luck this week. Don't make that mistake. But when is he ever going to be held accountable for his mistakes? Everybody just assumes he's going to be great, but maybe this is the best version we're going to get.

Drew Brees has been ruled out for this week's action. This, folks, is why you don't let your backup quarterback make commercials. You just don't.

Donald Trump endorsed Joe Flacco as "elite" this week. Remember when people dismissed Flacco and he went on to win a Super Bowl? Keep that in mind as you head to the polls next November.

Alex Smith has been great on the road (11 touchdowns, two picks in his last nine roadies) and the Packers are due for a letdown; but I just can't. But watch, he'll end up as the fourth-highest quarterback of the week and I'll be super morose.

ImageI'm already out on "Survivor" for this year. Every year, it's the same thing. I watch the first episode of "Survivor" and maybe even make it a few weeks before I hit the eject button. Actually, I don't consciously hit the eject button, it just slips my mind. This year I didn't even engage a little bit. Actually, I just went and looked up who the first person eliminated was. SPOILER. Vytas was voted out. He's the brother of Aras the former UCI hoops player who won Season 12, Panama when the producers cheated my guy Terry Deitz. Wait a minute, Terry is on this season? I might have to reconsider.

Seriously, what do we do with LeGarrette Blount? Could last week have been a one-week reprieve for Blount to teach him a lesson about getting busted?

Jonas Gray has been promoted off the Dolphins practice squad. There is a part of me that is completely scared. There is a part of me ready to step into the Danger Zone.

You know me; I'm the biggest Ameer Abdullah fan going. But that Broncos defense has been legit. So legit, they will make Peyton Manning an MVP candidate again.

Latavius Murray has a really good matchup against the Browns, who have allowed the fifth-most fantasy points to RBs this year. That should be good for Marcel Reese.

Doug Martin has looked a lot better this season. A lot better. But the Texans haven't allowed a rushing touchdown this year (like the Broncos) so I'm going to pass.

I'm in complete panic mode with Jeremy Hill. Fumbles are huge, man. Especially when you have a capable back right next to you. I'm starting him but scared.

ImageI really wanted to be pumped up for Charlotte's title reign. But it has come off a little flat for me. I really want to believe the first "Dusty Finish" was homage. But it came off more like a spiteful slap to A.J. Lee and CM Punk. At least Paige's long-awaited turn finally came so there is some hope.

ImageI could not have been more underwhelmed with Chris Jericho as the third member of "The Shield" at Night of Champions. I understand Seth Rollins was a little busy. But why couldn't they have gone for a NXT newcomer to rebrand the team? This was probably my biggest disappointment.

Andre Johnson is completely done. He just doesn't look like the same guy. Don't let the nostalgia lead you to hold on to him longer than you need to. Time to move on.

If I'm going to brag about Moncrief, I certainly need to take my lumps with Charles Johnson. I really expected big things from him this season and he's disappointed.

You can go ahead and drop Johnson and Johnson. There is no reason to hang on to them at this point. Move fast for some of the up-and-comers out there.

I was so ready to have Travis Benjamin in my starting lineup this week. And then the Browns had to you know, go forward with all of the unpleasantness. Oh, Browns.

ImageI'm not ready to jump off the Eagles bandwagon just yet. Sam Bradford missed the 2014 season. He barely played in the preseason. So it stands to reason he just needs a little more time to get his feet under him. But damn, this thing could go south in a hurry. I've already mused about Chip Kelly possibly going to USC for next fall, and you know those rumors are going to start to pick up, too. You also have to figure Texas into the mix here as well. Some might even want to throw Miami into the conversation. But mostly because they watched "The U" 30 for 30 and think it's still the early 2000s.

ImageI'm trying to think which program would be the best to take over. Both USC and Texas have its fair share of unreasonable boosters who expect a national championship every year. FOX Sports college football analyst Petros Papadakis made the assertion USC would never ditch the pro-style offense for Kelly. And Texas also wants to recruit Texas players only. So there are knocks against both of those programs. Miami would also have trouble with boosters. And the moment the program got good again, you'd have all of the enormous headaches of "The U." My only solution would be for Chip Kelly to go to San Diego State. He'd have access to the best recruits in the country, no real admission standards and free reign of the athletic department. Look at what Steve Fisher has done for the Aztec's hoops program and tell me this is ludicrous.

Going back to the Eagles, can I finally punt on Zach Ertz? Oh my heavens, we try to jam this guy in as a viable option in fantasy and every year he disappoints.

Since I'm making a fantasy mea culpa, I wish I could take a huge mulligan on Brandin Cooks. This was my biggest blunder of the fantasy draft season (so far). Ugh. Thankfully I had him in just one league this year. Yes, that is past tense. I already traded his (expletive). Thankfully it's the NFL Fantasy LIVE league, so it's really not an important league to me. But hot damn, that smarts. (To be fair, the guy drafting in front of me spent the entire summer saying how much he hated Odell Beckham Jr., and then drafted him right in front of me. Which caused me to take Jeremy Hill. Another mistake) I have no idea why I thought we could trust a single Saints receiver, but it's not going to happen. Oh well, now I can move on. I replaced him with Donte Moncrief (for real), and I'm not going to think twice about it.


For the record, you can submit your fantasy questions to NFL Fantasy Live or me on Twitter. But realize, NFL Fantasy Live has 300K followers. Me? Just 14. See, the odds are better I will answer your question, so hit me up both via Twitter or via Facebook (if you're RG3). And if you follow me on Sundays, I'll quote "The Wolf" from "Pulp Fiction" and then it's game on! Although, it's tough to catch me on Facebook. Twitter is your go-to." Plus seriously people, I'm not taking your tweets after Midnight. I'm into the #HashtagWars via @Midnight. I've started to mute people who ask me questions at that time.

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